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keep-calm-because-lord-disick:

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

I’m done

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pleatedjeans:

via

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

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usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

fffcuk:

baby kimye was born today 6/15/2013 and 6/1+5/2+0+1+3 is 666 coincidence? i think not

Check your fucking privilege it actually equals 6/6/5

^^^^ what an idiot….

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medioxumatepoet:

duder5000:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

IT LOOKS SO WRONG

OH MY GOD IT HURTS MY BRAIN

I cannot appreciate enough the amount of work that went into this

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collegefitnessfight:

fit-thin-tanned-toned:

if a bunny can eat greens, you can too

OH HELLO

shittyexpectations:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

This is beautiful

(Source: popculturebuzz, via shelbysux)

cool as fuck